A friend of mine sent this to me today:
From: K. C. Kelly
To: Bryan Forbes
Subject: HUMOR
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 15:17:45 -0600
This is how one of the Net geeks signs his Email. I thought you might like it.
—
Rod Buchanan
KDS Internet
Unix for stability;
Macs for productivity;
Palm for mobility;
Windows for Solitaire

Dude, everyone knows that Aisleriot kicks ass compared with all of the windows solitare games put together.