I have a daily calendar that has bits and pieces of Onion stories. Here’s the one from Monday:
What Are We Feeling That Would Be Better Expressed In German?
1. Dread of something inevitable yet benign:
2. The wish to see all suffer for the crimes of one:
3. Laughter at something one knows in one’s soul is not funny:
4. Shame over eating last piece of Black Forest cherry cake: